4 words: hood of his car
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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