The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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