ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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