At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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