somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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