when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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