Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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