i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize