At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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