i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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