I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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