i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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