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1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.

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(806): View more from Texas

When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?

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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk

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(303): View more from Colorado

No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov

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(845): View more from New York

I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties

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(416): View more from Toronto

I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.

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(206): View more from Washington

Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.

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