Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I would ride that face into the sunset
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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