is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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