IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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