Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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