What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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