Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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