Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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