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I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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