the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Houston, we have a squirter
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
