My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I wanna bring you to show and tell
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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