Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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