I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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