just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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