how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
