Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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