There was a lot of him and a little penis
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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