we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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