she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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