I'm really into asian looking animals
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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