god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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