I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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