There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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