For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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