I want to have your abortion
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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