Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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