There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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