I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I booty called her while she was in labor.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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