garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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