Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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