That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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