Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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