And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
did you just send me my own nude
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
