y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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