Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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