just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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