How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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