Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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