We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
