So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Randomize
