You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Boobs are out for the taking
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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