she looked like the before picture.
Everything about him screamed your future.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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