It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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